[turbo pcs] laurence

[sarkazm]

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w0 wednesday

[sarkazm]

[what's up. after all the shopping, wis'adel is chilling at the beach...

except she's not visible, actually. it looks like the beach is empty. riiiight up until a water balloon comes out of fucking nowhere.]

[outdistanced]

[ there was laurence, minding his own business, going for a little walk to relax after all the chaos, and he's assaulted out of nowhere!!! what the fuck!! ]

Augh! What the hell?! Who--?

[ WHAT DO MEAN THE BEACH IS EMPTY ]

[sarkazm]

[WELL. she's not hard to locate from the peal of laughter that rings out after he's hit! she was just hiding. lurking. waiting for some unsuspecting person to wander by.]

Oh, you should've seen your face-

[outdistanced]

[ you!! ]

What was that for?!

[sarkazm]

I've gotta test these things somehow! Relax, it's just water.

[she could've put something else in there.]

week 1, thursday

[outdistanced]

[ he's somewhere watching his chao baby try to play tambourine. it's not doing well. ]

Are they all this bad...?

[sarkazm]

Apparently.

[hers is sitting on her shoulder. it is struggling to play a tiny trumpet... it's too timid to actually blow hard enough so it just makes an occasional little squeal.

she looks about ready to commit murder.]

[outdistanced]

[ watches hers. ]

They're... trying their best? I think? [ ... ] I hope no one was planning to start a band with these little guys.

week 2, thursday

[outdistanced]

[ yells where is she ]

What even happened to you guys?

[sarkazm]

I don't know!

[she's an awful patient who is fuckin outside.]

I can't-- most of it's just a blur.

[outdistanced]

Sounds annoying. Even the ones last week remembered some things.

[sarkazm]

Well, apparently this one was really set on us not doing that. All that I can remember is-- not remembering anything.

[outdistanced]

So you really don't even remember how you got hurt.

w3 monday

[sarkazm]

[memshare wahoo yeets right into it-

start at this link, skip down to "is it over?", then once you get to ch'en going 'stand up, talulah' skip past all the ch'en and talulah stuff if you want and go to where amiya and w are talking again. then go to this link and search 'sarkaz' to find the w and mercenary bit.

wis'adel watches all of this happen, with the occasional brief reaction-- a little roll of her eyes, a huffed laugh, maybe.]

[outdistanced]

[ everyone's memories are so confusing. it takes a minute to parse what just happened, though laurence still doesn't fully understand. ]

So... you saved a bunch of people?

[ stopping the city, freeing those mercenaries... ]

[sarkazm]

Yeah, I guess?

[mildly annoyed... ughhh don't put it like THAT.]

Don't go making me sound like some bleeding heart, okay, it just would've been a real problem if we let that city crash.

[outdistanced]

[ besides the fact that he doesn’t understand how a city can crash in the first place, ]

What would’ve happened if it did?

[ people dying, probably, but that doesn’t seem to be as big of a problem for her? ]

w4 monday

[sarkazm]

Is literally everything here like this?

[local woman radiates annoyance in the candyland armory

she flicks at a rock candy mace, testing how strong it seems to be.]

Looks like it'd just break.

[outdistanced]

[ well now HE'S annoyed. ]

Candy can't be that hard to break, right? Unless they've done something weird to it.

[ there is that lab... ]

[sarkazm]

Well, one way to find out if it's normal candy, right? Try it out.

[outdistanced]

[ blinks ]

Me? I don't know that much about fighting, though. [ hmmmm. ] I guess it won't matter as long as it hits something hard enough.

w4 saturday

[sarkazm]

[sup. she's in the kitchen, aggressively frying potatoes.]

[outdistanced]

[ follows the smell of food as a teenage boy does ]

...I didn't know you cooked.

[sarkazm]

Of course I cook! I didn't survive on my own just eating everything raw?

[outdistanced]

How would I know about that?

[ they haven't really sat down to chitchat about their pasts very often... but somehow it makes sense, still, so he stands by to watch her cook with a vague sense of fascination. ]

...Sorry. For snapping at you earlier.